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The Tutorial Bot 3000
New for September 2005, the Tutorial Bot 3000 is the ultimate kit for the new semester.

The perfect gift for that student who doesn’t mind graduating with a third, the Tutorial Bot 3000 is the only answer to those ‘I can’t be bothered to go to this tutorial’ moments.

Tutorial Bot 3000 Fully lifelike, the Tutorial Bot will sit your lectures for you
The Tutorial Bot 3000 is programmed with a number of key phrases and if asked a question will answer with phrases including;

  • "I think that's a very interesting question, I would be happy to point you to page 33 of the text"
  • "Let me think about that for a minute. (Or thirty)"
  • "I'm still thinking"
  • "I find that remark racist, sexist and wholly inappropriate for this environment"
  • "Windows has experienced a fatal error and must restart - Please save my work"

  • Praise for the Tutorial Bot 3000

    • I couldn’t have slept so much without it
      Dave, Comp Sci student
    • The Tutorial Bot 3000 got me through second year
      Emma, Music student
    • People think my Tutorial Bot 3000 is better looking than me.
      It gets chatted up in lectures
      .
      It threatens to kill me in the night
      Sam, History student

    Your seminar leader will never know the difference!

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