The perfect gift for that student who doesn’t mind graduating with a third, the Tutorial Bot 3000 is the only answer to those ‘I can’t be bothered to go to this tutorial’ moments.

Fully lifelike, the Tutorial Bot will sit your lectures for you
The Tutorial Bot 3000 is programmed with a number of key phrases and if asked a question will answer with phrases including;

• "I think that's a very interesting question, I would be happy to point you to page 33 of the text"
• "Let me think about that for a minute. (Or thirty)"
• "I'm still thinking"
• "I find that remark racist, sexist and wholly inappropriate for this environment"
• "Windows has experienced a fatal error and must restart - Please save my work"



Praise for the Tutorial Bot 3000

• “I couldn’t have slept so much without it’
  Dave, Comp Sci student
• “The Tutorial Bot 3000 got me through second year”
  Emma, Music student
• “People think my Tutorial Bot 3000 is better looking than me.
  It gets chatted up in lectures.
  It threatens to kill me in the night”
  Sam, History student
Your seminar leader will never know the difference!

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